and snow sighs and tells him if he keeps using her makeup he’s going to have to start helping pay for makeup, this shit’s expensive.
AMAZING PART 2
"snow your makeup looks nice today" "oh thank you charming" "what shade of lipstick is that" "um. pink?"’ "well it looks lovely on you. but it’d look lovelier on me." "what." and then charming locks himself in the bathroom and does his makeup
it’s the same shade as snow’s.
we need to stage an intervention
"you have your mother’s chin, miss swan"
"we know that you killed him"
"and your father’s tact"
[HIGH PITCHED FEMININE SHRIEKING] ARCHIE BABY NO WHY
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING HOW COULD THIS
lays down and wails i love him so much how could you dO THIS
I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU
ONE MINUTE I’M CONCERNED FOR YOU AND YOUR WELL-BEING BECAUSE YOU ARE A SAD TRAGIC BABY AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU TELL RED TO GO TAKE HERSELF FOR A WALK
this motherfucking show.